Waiter Jared at TGIFriday's
Me: Do you think I could get some warm water (for some formula)?
Jared: I don't tell
Me: ?
Jared, bringing another drink before I'm half finished with the first: I'd rather you float away than go thirsty.
Jared, setting dessert on the table: I made it with love, so enjoy.
Jared, setting the check on the table: Don't rush, just enjoy your time. I'm here to make your experience pleasurable.
Me, thinking: He has to be from California.
Jared, to the couple at the next table: When I lived in South Bay...
Jun 20th